Life on this planet has been so obscenely awful lately, that I thought I’d post something a little lighter. Okay, much lighter! And yes, I DO feel this passionately about jeggings.
ODE TO JEGGINGS
Jeggings, I’m so grateful That someone saw fit to create you – Love child of jeans and sweatpants Oh how I appreciate you! Thanks for your stretchy waistband So I don’t have to suck It in, Thank you for the mad skills you have Of making me look thin. You’re available at Walmart For just eleven dollars, And with you in every color, I can feel like quite the baller. I can wear you as pajamas, I can wear you as yoga pants, And if I were so inclined, I could wear you to break dance. You don’t smush my muffin top Like jeans are apt to do, But rather gently hug it, (so damn merciful of you.) Thanks for being comfy, And having pockets in the rear, And for being so soft and warm, You’re my favorite pants to wear.
Good day, dear readers. I woke up today with a version of this prayer on my lips. Even in times like these, it helps me to consider God as the kindest, gentlest keeper of our precious souls.
I am so tired of hardness and sharpness. It cannot all be bad news, so long as we all remember that we carry the divine that will save us.Amen?
I don’t know what to do with the grief I’ve felt since November, so I’m sharing my heart the only way I know how – by writing about it. This is just a stream-of-consciousness share – it has no cadence or resolution. Just words. My heart is breaking for my country, which so many fought to keep free, but now accepts fascism as an acceptable American value. Jesus weeps, I’m sure. And so do I.
By: JANA GREENE
Forgive them, Father. The know not what they do.
Except that some of them know damn well.
And therein lies the crux of the matter.
Some of them know damn well.
And what do you do with that?
Some of them knew that this would happen –
the loss of basic human rights.
They just didn’t think it would happen
to them.
It’s a ball of confusion, this world,
as Marvin Gaye crooned.
Evolution, revolution, gun control, sound of soul,
shooting rockets to the moon, kids growing up too soon,
and politicians say more taxes will solve everything,
A friend challenged me to write a Dr. Seuss rhyme about the immigrant / pet eating Trump kerfluffle, and I think I understood the assignment. (Also, Ollie knows he is a whole snack, but would like to remind you that he is mostly fat and fur.)
By: JANA GREENE
They’re eating the dogs, They’re eating the cats, And like Ozzy Osborne, Prolly the bats. Would they, could they Make a frappe From a house cat (Or is that Trump’s toupee?) We Americans, The tall and the small, ‘Spose to lock up our pets, Cats and dogs and all? “Pass the horseradish sauce,” The immigrants say. “I feel like a beagle sandwich today!” Green eggs and ham? Nah, dog on toast. Or Cat brûlée, Or a hedgehog roast? Don’t leave out the exotics, What about meats Made out of lizards And pet parakeets? Could Trump, would Trump, Make America great, By spewing venom, And dishing out hate? Making it up as he goes along, where in the heck did it all go wrong? He would not, could not Serve up on a plate basic decency in the debate. And what happens, then? Well in ‘Murica we say, Trump’s small heart shrunk three sizes that day. Perhaps the real meaning Of a patriot’s truth, is that Harris showed the class Of a leader, times two.
I wrote this little poem in my head while I was quite literally sick. The universe delivered unto me the message that life is hard for all, animal, flora, and fauna. Even the flower has to break out of its confines to experience it. The visual gave me hope. And hope is everything.
I kind of love this image that WordPress so generously offered me. Never mind I would break both ankles (plus probably fall off of the dang mountain) if I tried hiking this. It also occurred to me that every journey we take in life is perilous, and every hike takes us somewhere. Might be the Garden of Eden. Might be the Donner Party encampment. Wheeeee! *insert inappropriate laughter here *