Intro to a 70’s Childhood

By: JANA GREENE

Hello, Readers.

I haven’t written a humor series in a hot minute.

I’ve been thinking about anxiety and the myriad ways it manifests, and some of the happenstance from my childhood that made me turn out, well….like this.

Don’t worry! I will not be covering the darker parts of my upbringing in this series, to the relief of several family members, I am sure – and ancestors who are already exhausted in the hereafter from rolling in their graves due to my life choices. I have no desire to bring anyone down, no matter how I was treated. Let’s all move on and smother the life out of the pain with humor. Throw it on the fire like a blanket, even though it seems to me that wouldn’t put out a fire, only catch the blanket aflame. Duh.

Anyway…

I will be covering topics titled:

I just wanted to run off with the Boxcar Children.

The Involuntary Pirate (or: Wearing an Eyepatch in First Grade.)

Snapping Turtles: An introduction to Animals (Part 1)

That Unsupervised 70’s Childhood

And MORE!

Check back, friends. Blessed be!